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Rib cracking JOKES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laugh till you drop.
qw25041985
#1 Posted : Saturday, February 12, 2011 9:09:27 AM
Rank: User


Joined: 5/9/2010
Posts: 1,418
Location: Nai
LOL ! enjoy these JokeS


joke 1 .


A man goes to a shrink and
says,
'Doctor, my wife is unfaithful
to me. Every evening she
goes to Larry's bar and picks
up men. She goes with
anybody who asks her! I'm
going crazy.. What should I
do?'
'Relax,' says the Doctor, 'take
a deep breath and calm
down. Now, tell me, exactly
where is Larry's bar?'

AHAHAHAHA.



JOKE 2.

The Perfect Worker

1 Bob Smith, my assistant
programmer, can always be
found

2 hard at work in his cubicle.
Bob works independently,
without

3 wasting company time talking
to colleagues. Bob never

4 thinks twice about assisting
fellow employees, and he always

5 finishes given assignments on
time. Often he takes extended

6 measures to complete his
work, sometimes skipping
coffee

7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated
individual who has absolutely no

8 vanity in spite of his high
accomplishments and profound

9 knowledge in his field. I firmly
believe that Bob can be

10 classed as a high-caliber
employee, the type which
cannot be

11 dispensed with.
Consequently, I duly recommend
that Bob be

12 promoted to executive
management, and a proposal will
be

13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my
shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly
re-read only the ODD numbered
lines.


HAHAHAHAHA.




JOKE 3.

A Rasta man walks into a bank carrying a bag of weed nd hands it over 2

da cashier,SHOCKED! The cashier asks: wats dis 4? The Rasta replied: am

here 2 open a JOINT account.


hahahahahahASHAHAHA




JOKE 4.

this iz just 2 funny....HERE IS THE JOKE :::::::::::


2 detectives trained in spotting clues go on a camping trip. They set up their tent in è woods & fall asleep. Some hrs later è detective wakes up & says 2 hs friend "look @ è sky & tell me what u see." The 2nd replies "l see a million stars." 1st detective says "what does that tell u?" 2nd guy says "astronomically it tells me there r millions of galaxies & potentially billions of planets. Astrologically it tells me Libra is in Leo. Timewise it appears 2 be a quater past 3. Theologically, it is evident è Lord is all powerful & we r small & insignificant. Meteorologically it seems we'll hv a beautiful day 2morow. What does it tell u?" the 1st detective says "u idiot, it tells me someone hs stolen our tent!"

hahahahahaha.


JOKE 5.

THIS IS FUNNY LIK WOOOOOOW !!!!.Enjoy.

Pastor: u need to join the army of the lord
Jonny: i'm already in the army of the lord.
Pastor: how come i see u only at xmas and easter?
Jonny: I'm in the secret service!


hahahahahaha!!!


JOKE 6.

hav u ever noticed that it's ONLY in Kenya wea pple dont want to be responsible for finishing there sentences...... Nikae......nda, sio po.....a


HAHAHAHAHAH.



JOKE (i hav lost track,lol).Enjoy.

Only in Kenya does a folk ask ......"Waiter Uko na Kuku choma? Eh Iko! Haya basi nipatie Githeri!! "


y ask 4 kuku choma in the first place..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ONLY IN KENYA.



NEXT JOKE


”the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source, and it passes inaperçu.." Bob Marley -1789



hahahahahah

Another joke

A bus stops n 2 italian men get on.thy seat themselves n engage in an animated conversation.the lady sittin behind them ignores their talk @ 1st,bt she listens in horror as 1 of the men says the followin,"Emma come 1st.den I come.2 asses,dey come together.I come again.2 asses,dey come together again.I come again n pee twice.then I come once more"
The lady retorted indignantly,"U foulmouthed swine!in ths country,we dnt talk abt our sex lives in public!"
To which the man said,"Hey,coola down lady....imma jst tellun my friend howa ta spella MISSISSIPPI"


Another JOke

A kikamba alphabet lesson !!!!!!


1. A (Hay) FOR HUNDERWEAR (Underwear)

2 . B (Mbi) FOR Mbushy (Bushy)

3. C FOR CEENAKI (Snake)

4. D (Ndi) FOR NDAMBILIU (W)

5. E (Hii) FOR HEATING (Eating)

6. F (Hef) FOR FINJAWT (Peugeot)

7. G (Nji) FOR NGONJIAS (Gorgeous)

8. H FOR ONY (Horny)

9. I FOR ICCUPS (Hiccups)

10. J (Njei) FOR NJUIS (Juice)

11. K FOR KETO (Kettle)

12. L (Elo) FOR LEMBO (Label )

13. M FOR MBIGIE-NJI (Big - G)

14. N FOR NGILINI (Green)

15. O FOR HOMBIT (Orbit)

16. P FOR FACKING (Parking)

17. Q FOR KWININE (Quinine)

18. R FOR LAIS (Rice )

19. S FOR SONJA (Soldier)

20. T FOR TWINGOH (Twinkle)

21. U FOR YULAINO (Urinal)

22. V FOR FENGETEMBOS (Vegetables)

23. W FOR "SII NDII" (See D Above)

24. X FOR ENZEL ( Excel)

25. Y FOR Y (Why)

26. Z ( Nzedi) FOR NZED (Z)


hahahahaha

Anotha joke


A man is drivin down a country road wen he sees many people in a homestead. He inquires wots goin on. One man replies "Mr. Joe's donkey kicked his mother-in-law n she died" "She must have had so many friends",he replies "No," replies the man, "We all want to buy his donkey"



Another joke

Had a wonderful start 2 my day. I woke up in the morning then i took a nap



joke Another .


A man goes to a shrink and
says,
'Doctor, my wife is unfaithful
to me. Every evening she
goes to Larry's bar and picks
up men. She goes with
anybody who asks her! I'm
going crazy.. What should I
do?'
'Relax,' says the Doctor, 'take
a deep breath and calm
down. Now, tell me, exactly
where is Larry's bar?'

AHAHAHAHA.



Another JOKE .

The Perfect Worker

1 Bob Smith, my assistant
programmer, can always be
found

2 hard at work in his cubicle.
Bob works independently,
without

3 wasting company time talking
to colleagues. Bob never

4 thinks twice about assisting
fellow employees, and he always

5 finishes given assignments on
time. Often he takes extended

6 measures to complete his
work, sometimes skipping
coffee

7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated
individual who has absolutely no

8 vanity in spite of his high
accomplishments and profound

9 knowledge in his field. I firmly
believe that Bob can be

10 classed as a high-caliber
employee, the type which
cannot be

11 dispensed with.
Consequently, I duly recommend
that Bob be

12 promoted to executive
management, and a proposal will
be

13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my
shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly
re-read only the ODD numbered
lines.


HAHAHAHAHA.




Another JOKE .

A Rasta man walks into a bank carrying a bag of weed nd hands it over 2

da cashier,SHOCKED! The cashier asks: wats dis 4? The Rasta replied: am

here 2 open a JOINT account.


hahahahahahASHAHAHA




Another JOKE .

this iz just 2 funny....HERE IS THE JOKE :::::::::::


2 detectives trained in spotting clues go on a camping trip. They set up their tent in è woods & fall asleep. Some hrs later è detective wakes up & says 2 hs friend "look @ è sky & tell me what u see." The 2nd replies "l see a million stars." 1st detective says "what does that tell u?" 2nd guy says "astronomically it tells me there r millions of galaxies & potentially billions of planets. Astrologically it tells me Libra is in Leo. Timewise it appears 2 be a quater past 3. Theologically, it is evident è Lord is all powerful & we r small & insignificant. Meteorologically it seems we'll hv a beautiful day 2morow. What does it tell u?" the 1st detective says "u idiot, it tells me someone hs stolen our tent!"

hahahahahaha.


Another JOKE .

THIS IS FUNNY LIK WOOOOOOW !!!!.Enjoy.

Pastor: u need to join the army of the lord
Jonny: i'm already in the army of the lord.
Pastor: how come i see u only at xmas and easter?
Jonny: I'm in the secret service!


hahahahahaha!!!


Another JOKE .

hav u ever noticed that it's ONLY in Kenya wea pple dont want to be responsible for finishing there sentences...... Nikae......nda, sio po.....a


HAHAHAHAHAH.



Anotha joke#################################################....


A man walks into a lawyer's office and asks the lawyer, "what are your rates?", The lawyer answeres, "I charge $100 per 3 questions." The guy asks, "That's rather expensive for only 3 questions, isn't it?" . lawyer answeres, "Yes it is. And your final question?"




Anotha Joke...........

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for
company. One day, the
dog starts chasing
butterflies and before long the dog discovers that he is
lost.
So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his
direction with the obvious
intention of having him for lunch.
The dog thinks, "OK, I'm in
deep trouble now!" Then he
noticed some bones on the
ground close by, and
immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back
to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the
dog exclaims loudly, "Boy,
that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more
around here." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-
stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the
leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene
from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection
from the leopard. So, off he
goes. But the dog saw him
heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself
with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of
and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to
happen to that conniving canine." Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What
am I going to do now?" But
instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet ... and, just when they get close enough to hear,
the dog says..................
"Where's that darn monkey?
Sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."



Another JOKE :::



On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there

is nothing left!!!



Another JOKE .


He said..........What do u call a woman who knows where her husband is

every night?
She replied..... A widow



Another JOKE .


A motorist driving by a Texas
ranch hit and killed a calf that
was crossing the road. The driver
went to the owner of the calf and
explained what had happened. He
then asked what the animal was
worth.
“Oh, about $200 today,” said the
rancher. “But in six years it
would have been worth $900. So $
900 is what I ’m out.”
The motorist sat down and wrote
out a check and handed it to the
farmer.
“Here,” he said, “is the check
for $900. It’s post-dated six
years from now.”



Another JOKE .


Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched

often. But push the wrong button and your is disconnected.



When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his
sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


Another JOKE .


We all know that mothers nd daughters inlaw dnt realy get along.1 day

the husbands makes a trip 4 their wives nd motherz 2 go nd bond.ther r

2 separate transports 4 motherz in law nd daughterz in law....as they

r on the way the driver stops the bus nd tell the wives:im sry bt

therz bn an excident,all yr motherz in law r dead...they r prtndn 2 b

hurt nd they r sobbing.bt 1 of em is crying so hard,then 1 ask her:wow

gal did u lv yr mother in law that much?she answers:no,she misd the

bus


Another JOKE .


Ole Johnny goes in2 a gunshop 2 buy 1.
After alot of testing n inquiries he finally sees a gun that he likes

and he asks to buy it.
Johnny: 'well,how does it handle?'
attendant: very nice.powerful,strong recoil,with minimal noise...very

nice...
Johnny: perfect.i'll have one...
Attendant: and to what intent do you plan to use the gun?
Johnny: to shoot cans...
Attendant: i have a better gun for beer cans. Smaller,smooth

handling...
Johnny: Not those cans dimwit! I mean bigger cans like...AfriCANS

AmeriCANS JamaiCANS MexiCANS....




Another JOKE .


who said english is easy.Fil in the blank wit yes or no. 1. ___i dont

have a brain 2. ___ i dont have sense 3. ___i'm stupid



Another JOKE .


What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%
Here’s a little mathematical
formula that might help you
answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25

26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will
take you. A-S-S-K-I-C-K-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =
118%
So, one can conclude with
mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you

close, and Attitude will
get you there, it ’s the BullshiT and Ass kicking that will put you

over the top.








Another JOKE .


THREE NUNS WHO WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR CLEANINNG AT THE PASTOR'S HOUSE

MEET;
FIRST NUN: DO U KNOW WHAT I FOUND WHEN I WAS SWEPIN DA HOUSE LAST

NITE?NO...?REPLYED THE OTHERS
FIRST NUN:I FOUND SOME SEX MAGAZINGS!!
AND WAT DID U DO WIT THEM?ASKD DA SECOND NUN.I
THROW THEM AWAY ...ANSWERED THE FIRST NUN.
DO U WAT I FOUND UNDER HIS PILLOWS?ASKD THE SECOND NUN..
NO ..?I FOUND SOME PACKETS OF CONDOMS N I PINCHED ALL OF THEM WIT A

NIDDLE..THE THIRD NUN COLAPSED!!!!?



Another JOKE .


Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and

accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country

road.

Mugabe told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the

farmer. They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked

on the front door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed

hours. When he came out, Mugabe was confused about why his employee

had been there so long.

"Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then

his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with

kisses," explained the driver.

"What did you tell the farmer?" Mugabe asked.

The chauffeur replied, "I told him that I was Robert Mugabe's driver

and I'd just killed the pig.

Another JOKE .


I begged God for a bike but God does not work that way so i stole a

bike and begged for forgiveness



Another JOKE .


Two young men in different parts of the world, at exactly the same

time: one is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other

is getting a his toes done from an 85-year old woman. They are each

thinking the exact same thing.

Q. What are they thinking?

A. Don't look down.



Another JOKE .



And Jesus said to John the Baptist "Come forth and I will give you

eternal life". John came fifth. He won a toaster....


Another JOKE .


If peeing is referred to as a 'short-call' and taking a dump a

'long-call',shouldn't farting be referred to as 'missed call'??









Another JOKE .



One day a thin man met a fat man in the hotel lobby.
"From th looks of you,"said th fat man,"there must have been a

famine?"
"Yes,"th reply came,"and by the looks of you,yu must have caused it."


A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh
blood. He parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some
sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started
hassling him about where he'd got it. He told them to piss off
and let him get some sleep.

However, they persisted until he finally gave in. "Okay, follow
me," he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest
of trees.

Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around
him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!" all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

"GOOD," shouted the bat, "BECAUSE I HECK DIDN'T.



Another JOKE .


Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven , God was missing for six

days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the

seventh day.

He inquired of God. "Where have you been?" God took a deep sigh of

satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look,

Michael. Look what I've made!"

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a

planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call

Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?"

inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different

parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great

opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over

there I've placed a continent of white people and over there
floo s.chick: and over there is a continent of black people," God

continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely

hot while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The

Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land in the

eastern part of Africa and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Kenya the most glorious place on earth. There

are beautiful beaches, mountains, streams, hills, and water falls.

The people from Kenya are going to be very handsome, modest,

intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the

world holding good jobs. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking

and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as

diplomats and carriers of peace, play football and go to the

Olympics." Michael
floo s.chick: Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then

proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be

balance!!!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots that will run their

government."


Another JOKE .


There is a truck driver driving
along, and he stops and picks up
a priest to give him a ride.
He’s driving down the highway and
he sees a lawyer along the side of
the road and things, “Hot damn!
A lawyer that I could run over!”
So he speeds up and heads
straight for him.
At the last second he remembers
the priest with him. So he
swerves real quick to miss him,
but still hears a thump. He looks
behind, no sign of the lawyer.
He says to the priest “Wow, that
was a close one, I almost hit that
lawyer !”
The priest then replies “That’s
ok son, I got him with my door.”



Another JOKE .


Mugabe ordered stamps wid his portrait to be manufactured in his

honour.After a while complaints were made dat the stamps were not

sticking.Investigation conducted revealed the reason:PEOPLE WERE

SPITTING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE STAMP.


Another JOKE .


*why did the chicken cross the road*(how famous ppl wud ans the qst)

PART 2.

Darwin: chickens,over a great period of time,have been naturaly

selected in such a way that they r nw geneticaly dispositioned 2cross

roads.

Bill gates: I have just released the new chicken ofice 2000,whch wil

not only cross roads,but wil lay eggs,file ur important document n

blance ur checkbook.

Hippocrates: bcoz of an excess of lyt pink gooey stuff in its

pancreas.

Saddan hussein: this was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we wer

quite justified in dropin 50tons of nerve gas on it.

Martin luthr king, jr: I envision a world where all chickens wil be

free to cross roads without having their motives called into

questiond.

Mosses: and God came down 4rm heveans and he said to the chicken,

"thou shall cross the road".and the chicken crossed the road.

Nietzcle: bcoz if u gaze too long across the road,the road gazes also

acros u.

Plato: 4 the greater good.

Molly yard: it was a hen!



Another JOKE .



Lil johnny and lil suzy jst finished writing thier exams.
Johnny: it was 2 difficult, i submitted a blank sheet cos i didnt know

d answers 2 d question.
Suzy:i also submitted a blank sheet.
Johnny:but d teacher would think we copied each other!!

Your future depends on your dreams so go to sleep !
Ceinz
#2 Posted : Saturday, February 12, 2011 10:31:40 AM
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Funny, esp the perfect worker, the man and the doc,the nuns and the kao alphambet. Qw, good to see that u got a humorous side, besides being an fx trader and an active wazua contributer(not forgetting ghost busting time wasters off the forums).
“small step for man”
gadj
#3 Posted : Monday, February 14, 2011 12:56:37 PM
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Joined: 4/16/2009
Posts: 237
These are stale jokes, funny though.
Mtu Biz
#4 Posted : Monday, February 14, 2011 1:45:44 PM
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Joined: 1/16/2007
Posts: 1,098



Na si kwa ubaya.
Sola Scriptura


smano
#5 Posted : Monday, February 14, 2011 2:56:24 PM
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Posts: 2,406
@Mtu Biz you have just made my dayLaughing out loudlyLaughing out loudlyLaughing out loudly, no now THAT's funny!

I thought there was a just for laughs corner???
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
wasee
#6 Posted : Monday, February 14, 2011 6:01:52 PM
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@Mtu biz: nice one .....hahaha.
Impunity
#7 Posted : Monday, February 14, 2011 6:42:53 PM
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Location: Masada
gadj wrote:
These are stale jokes, funny though.


The problem with jokes is that once you've heard, it never funny anymore.
Sad
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

kelele.com
#8 Posted : Tuesday, February 15, 2011 9:44:14 AM
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there is a thread where we post jokes is called just for laughs...would u mind transferring them there otherwise we wouldn't be interested in repeat threads!

Halafu Haziko funny any more, tushaziona..all these jokes have been updated on facebook by Joshua Mbaga laugh factory page
Sina Signature. NKT
Robinhood
#9 Posted : Tuesday, February 15, 2011 1:05:58 PM
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Msee, just cut the 'hahahahahahhaaaa' thing. I find it annoying especially when the joke is not thaaaat funny.
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
Mtu Biz
#10 Posted : Tuesday, February 15, 2011 1:14:46 PM
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@Robin hood

and the ANOTHER JOKE......ANOTHER JOKE ......ANOTHER JOKE ......ad infinitum

Sola Scriptura


FancyFace
#11 Posted : Tuesday, February 15, 2011 2:57:54 PM
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not tickled at all ☻

Problems can get out of proportion, and not only in the wee small hours. Don't let the problems eclipse the Master. Let the Master eclipse the problems.
QW25091985
#12 Posted : Monday, April 23, 2012 6:28:35 PM
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Joined: 1/24/2012
Posts: 1,675
Location: In Da Hood
Soldier: "sir, we are sorrounded!" commander: "excellent, we can now attack in any directiom"
QW25091985
#13 Posted : Monday, April 23, 2012 8:07:34 PM
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Joined: 1/24/2012
Posts: 1,675
Location: In Da Hood
Raila, Kibaki, Ngilu and Martha Karua are traveling in a
train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then
a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. Ngilu and Raila are
sitting there looking perplexed. Kibaki is bent over
holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All
of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Ngilu is thinking: "These men are all crazy after
martha karua". Kibaki must have tried to kiss her in
the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Martha Karua is thinking: "Kibaki must have moved to
kiss me,and kissed Ngilu instead and got slapped."

Kibaki is thinking: "Damn it, Raila must have tried to
kiss Martha Karua, she thought it was me and slapped
me."

Raila is thinking: "If this train goes through another
tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Kibaki
again"
ocampo
#14 Posted : Monday, April 23, 2012 9:08:05 PM
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@QW25091985...at this rate utaanza kuleta ile upuzi ya wasee wasee. Take a break man, we have come across funny stuff.
Lets not be vague, we go to hague
incognito
#15 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 8:49:13 AM
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Posts: 218
@QW25091985...i didn't laugh. I got irritated. If someone told you that you are funny, he lied. Stick to Fx
]beer[/url]
holachem
#16 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:11:48 AM
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@QW25091985 if have nothing to do,enda thika rd ucheki zile lori za maroon za ma chinnese
QW25091985
#17 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:22:43 AM
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Either you guys are just too boring for your own good or you take a while before you get a joke. Just style up !
Motomoto
#18 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:28:58 AM
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Now, where is the joke here.? Somebody explain.

A couple of Oklahoma hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
... There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
ocampo
#19 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:40:35 AM
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@Motomoto copy the same to QW25091985. It was rated the stale joke of the year..
Lets not be vague, we go to hague
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#20 Posted : Tuesday, April 24, 2012 9:57:12 AM
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ocampo wrote:
@Motomoto copy the same to QW25091985. It was rated the stale joke of the year..


Can you explain the joke here! Where is the punchline?
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